AWkward Confident

November 30, 2011 6:15 pm
animalstalkinginallcaps: WHAT IS THAT, J. CREW? No. I mean, the shirt is, but the sweater’s actually L.L. Bean. REALLY? IT FITS GREAT. NORMALLY THEY’RE KIND OF … I DON’T KNOW, BAGGY? It’s vintage. I got it at an estate sale in Connecticut. VINTAGE IS THE WAY TO GO. NOWADAYS EVERYTHING FALLS APART IN THREE MONTHS NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT COSTS. PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE REALLY SCREWED THE AMERICAN CONSUMER. I BET THIS CAR NEVER BREAKS DOWN. Once every five years I have to replace a belt. You remember those old Maytag commercials? With the repair guy? RIGHT? HE NEVER HAD ANYTHING TO DO BECAUSE THEY NEVER BROKE! WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU SAW THAT AS A MARKETING ANGLE? IN THE MAYTAG COMMERCIALS, ACTUALLY. SO 20 YEARS AGO. You guys want to swing by our camp later? We’re making s’mores. YOU BET YOUR ASS. WE LOVE S’MORES.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHAT IS THAT, J. CREW?

No. I mean, the shirt is, but the sweater’s actually L.L. Bean.

REALLY? IT FITS GREAT. NORMALLY THEY’RE KIND OF … I DON’T KNOW, BAGGY?

It’s vintage. I got it at an estate sale in Connecticut.

VINTAGE IS THE WAY TO GO. NOWADAYS EVERYTHING FALLS APART IN THREE MONTHS NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT COSTS. PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE REALLY SCREWED THE AMERICAN CONSUMER. I BET THIS CAR NEVER BREAKS DOWN.

Once every five years I have to replace a belt. You remember those old Maytag commercials? With the repair guy?

RIGHT? HE NEVER HAD ANYTHING TO DO BECAUSE THEY NEVER BROKE!

WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU SAW THAT AS A MARKETING ANGLE?

IN THE MAYTAG COMMERCIALS, ACTUALLY. SO 20 YEARS AGO.

You guys want to swing by our camp later? We’re making s’mores.

YOU BET YOUR ASS. WE LOVE S’MORES.

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